Skank KPoppf
Skank KPoppf
Biographical information
Full name: Skank (Mary) KPoppf
Birthplace: Unknown
Birthdate: Unknown
Status: Alive
Age: Possibly around 30's
Residence: Fairview, Wisteria Lane
Occupation: Unemployed (housewife)
Other information
Alias: Mary
Gender: Female
Hair color: Brown
Eye color: Grey (Noticed by a fan account)
Marital status: Married
Significant Other/s: FacialHair KPoppf (Ex-Husband)

Erik Larsen (Husband)
Vincent Corsetti (ex-boyfriend)
Paul Young (one night stand)
Mail Man (one night stand)

Family: FacialHair KPoppf (Ex-Husband)

WEEEEEE KPoppf (Son)
Erik Larson (Husband)

Skank KPoppf is a fictional character and one of the titular characters of KPopp's Desperate Housewives: The Game playthrough series. Skank is characterized to be a person whom is mean, acting like a female dog (bitch) and a dirty untidy woman (slutty). However, in half of the very first episode, Skank was shown to be a nice and pleasant young woman, whom disliked Edie Britt very much.


Skank has an average height with a normal build. She has straight brown hair and is assumed to have hazel pupils. She wears a pale mustard yellow T-shirt and black shorts with a V-style. She also wears white sneakers.


Skank has a mean, bitchy and slutty personality, She likes to seduce men and insult her assumed enemy Edie Britt. She enjoys gossiping with the other housewives and made an impression to the others by sharing her findings in her mailbox, which was an envelop with a packet of pills with the initials E.B. (which had let to speculations to the other housewives that the pills was for Edie Britt).


  • Skank KPoppf is the second character to be named after one of KPopp's alternate ego's.
  • She is the only playable character of the Desperate Housewives series, as the game does not allow to switch into either the husband or the son.
  • She is also one of the many characters to be most requested to participate on The Sims 3 Hunger Games series.

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